Mostly Southerly Winds

Anything and everything that takes my Fancy.

String Theory

eerienightmares:

Have you ever had an experience that suggested someone else was in your house, and just thought “I don’t wanna know” and left it? Sometimes, fear of the unknown just seems like the preferable option than facing a real, concrete danger. Normally it’s nothing, though. One time, the beeper function…

(Source: creepypasta.com)

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s-p-o-o-k-y-n-o-i-r:

studythesnow:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

The pen is mightier than the penis

HolyFuck

s-p-o-o-k-y-n-o-i-r:

studythesnow:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

The pen is mightier than the penis

Holy
Fuck

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she was special and unique because unlike other girls she read a book and drank a tea and didnt talk about a clothes

young adult authors everywhere 

 

#she was also the hetero and she liked to look at the stars at night

#And she was an old soul who raised herself, also her eyes were deep pools

#And she didn’t wear makeup but it was okay because she had flawless skin anyway

(via ugly-girl-problems)

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Freaky Stories: Why I didn’t shower for 21 years

sixpenceee:

Not too long, this is a creepy one. 

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consultingangel-of-the-timelord:

#my life in 5 words, 14 letters, and one bracketed action

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jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised 

#the optimistic look on pessimism  

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twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

(via dynastylnoire)

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:


this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 
That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

vitaminsobsession:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

buttships-were-meant-2spooky:

this is the best thing in the entire world

she should greet jane as if nothing happened and see how jane reacts

she should avoid school the next day. And the next. Every night, she should put on the exact outfit she had on that day, hose herself down until she’s completely drenched and stand in Jane’s yard. When Jane is home alone, she should approach the window, staring at her. Knock on it if you don’t have her attention. 

That’ll get her back for killing you and trying to hide the evidence.

Ease up there, Satan.

Ease up? SHE TRIED TO KILL HER

(Source: courtneyhatesjane, via dutchster)

4gifs:

Nope. [vid]

4gifs:

Nope. [vid]

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bookoisseur:

jehanprovaire:

im convinced that i have accidentally stumbled across the twitter account of night vale’s airport

MAGIC

(via professorfangirl)

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck

(via hi)

kingjaffejoffer:

the-real-goddamazon:

holaeljefe:

letter-experiment:

Largest amount of swag I have ever witnessed

Swag on a trillion

Y’all wish y’all had this much swag.

Salute a real nigga when you see one

kingjaffejoffer:

the-real-goddamazon:

holaeljefe:

letter-experiment:

Largest amount of swag I have ever witnessed

Swag on a trillion

Y’all wish y’all had this much swag.

Salute a real nigga when you see one

(Source: 4gifs)

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