Mostly Southerly Winds

Anything and everything that takes my Fancy.
Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
Cookies: Freudian psychology.
Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
Ice: The sweet release of death.

beapeabear:

And that’s why they’re friends.

(via dynastylnoire)

childrenmilk:

untouchmyhair:

Lmaooo I’m too weak. Racism kills

LMFAO BWAHHAHAH THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER FUCK ugh i laughed so hard now i feel sick :( ugh 

childrenmilk:

untouchmyhair:

Lmaooo I’m too weak. Racism kills

LMFAO BWAHHAHAH THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER FUCK ugh i laughed so hard now i feel sick :( ugh 

(via dynastylnoire)

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

(Source: awwww-cute, via jackhoward)

rosey-buddy:

screamandshout:

nintendard999:

screamandshout:

"you’ll need to know this math formula later in life"

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It should say:

"You lied TO SOME PEOPLE. Because some people are not going into a STEM field. For people who are, that formula is the basis of some part of their studies and they have to know it by heart to do everything else.

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This perfectly showcases just how bizarre the “NOT ALL x!” excuse is.

(via dynastylnoire)

dynastylnoire:

trillaryclinton:

illumahottie:

Bye

it looked like someone deep fried this meme

reblogging for the bolded rofl

dynastylnoire:

trillaryclinton:

illumahottie:

Bye

it looked like someone deep fried this meme

reblogging for the bolded rofl

http://priceofliberty.tumblr.com/post/97651660003/i-guess-my-only-issue-with-dystopian-novels-is

priceofliberty:

I guess my only issue with dystopian novels is that, in most of them, the state tyranny is overt to the reader. We understand why the protagonist might not see it right away, but as the reader we readily recognize all those warning signs and we think to ourselves “it could never happen here. We…

4 hours ago - 46

Marvel is very weird about letting you know. x

(Source: forassgard, via bookoisseur)

merlinfanatic77:

biinarykid:

wtfrobin:

oflivingthings:

Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.

Oh hell yeah this is the coolest picture ever

looks like God ran out of printer ink

reblogging for comment 

merlinfanatic77:

biinarykid:

wtfrobin:

oflivingthings:

Snow White. Bengal. Golden. White.

Oh hell yeah this is the coolest picture ever

looks like God ran out of printer ink

reblogging for comment 

(via marykatewiles)

U.S. troops in Iraq to rise to 1,600

priceofliberty:

"Hahah well they’re not engaged in combat so like, technically we’re not at war ha ha ha ha” — Chuck Hagel

(Source: allmarketsbecomeblack)

4 hours ago - 27

(Source: -teesa-, via trigilis)